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Who the Hell is Judging These Alcohol Tasting Competitions?

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For the past several months on my daily commute to work I have been greeted by an advertisement that I eventually had to follow up on.  The sign claimed that Iceberg Vodka was voted a gold medal at the 2009 Cannes Vodka competition.  Now I regard Iceberg as a lower level offering on par with Smironoff and Absolute so I was suprised by such a prestigous award.  I figured that maybe I could save some money on the Belvedere I typically purchase and make the switch to this inexpensive yet ‘highly premium’ vodka.  Not so fast.

Iceberg and the entire North American distillery industry should be ashamed.  A lot of these awards and competitions are a farce to drive up sales.  I guess the only way to determine what is good is to sample a variety of alcohols until you stumble upons something you like.


For the past several months on my daily commute to work I have been greeted by an advertisement that I eventually had to follow up on.  The sign claimed that Iceberg Vodka was voted a gold medal at the 2009 Cannes Vodka competition.  Now I regard Iceberg as a lower level offering on par with Smironoff and Absolute so I was suprised by such a prestigous award.  I figured that maybe I could save some money on the Belvedere I typically purchase and make the switch to this inexpensive yet ‘highly premium’ vodka.  Not so fast.

Now, I haven’t tried Iceberg Vodka and after investigating this ‘award’, nor will I ever.  I did some research and there was a very casual vodka tasting event at the Cannes FILM festival and here is the list of winners. Now I don’t even care who won that competition as the number of companies participating was tiny, the event was informl and was more of a PR stunt rather then a real competition.  Even more notable is the fact that Iceberg Vodka wasn’t even a participant.


I contacted the company asking them why they had this claim in their sign hoping that I had overlooked something but was completely ignored by them.  Its too bad they didn’t realize their poor customer service skills would result in negative publicity on a popular bartending website.

As a result of this entire ordeal I figured JoeBartender.com would hold its own tasting competition.  Real people testing real Spirits.  Lets get a consumers opinion on what is good and what isn’t, forget about these weird competition with so called experts.  What matters is when people like you and I order a Vodka water or a shot of Whiskey at the bar it tastes great.  Now despite emailing every North American distillery asking them to participate I did not get one company willing to enter.  What a crock!

Iceberg and the entire North American distillery industry should be ashamed.  A lot of these awards and competitions are a farce to drive up sales.  I guess the only way to determine what is good is to sample a variety of alcohols until you stumble upons something you like.

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107 Comments For This Post

  1. Luke - AspiringGentleman Says:

    Sounds like quite the hoax. Even more major and serious awards are usually highly biased, as they’re controlled by their respective industries. That’s for instance why I quite like the Drammies (http://inebrio.com/thescotchblog/?p=988), which is at least honest and open about it’s voting scheme.

  2. Michael Says:

    I hadn’t heard about this event (although it’s impossible to follow every single PR event in Cannes). Good luck with running your own award. Do you actually need their cooperation? I’ve reviewed beers before and we bought them off the shelf. What’s to stop me giving my fave an award?

  3. NeilC Says:

    I think most of these competitions and ratings in all sorts of areas are totally bogus. Like who really voted Nurofen as the UKs “most innovating health produce of 2009″ etc!

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  4. Susmita Says:

    alcohol testing competition ! realy this the first time i m hearing about that.i think Neic is right.

    thanks for your good informative post.

  5. Alan Faulkner Says:

    I believe the reviewers like which ever drink companies give them the most free samples – but then I’m just a big cynic!

  6. bilyjames Says:

    My daddy like alcohol~~but we need to care more about the alcohol testing!!

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  8. server jobs newport Says:

    Alcohol testing? Maybe they are professional enough to judge this event. Alcohol drinks are really hard to determine whether they are good or not…

  9. ELENA Says:

    Thank you for such interesting publicity for our event. I am responsible for the vodka tasting at UNITED VODKA tasting competition. If you are really interested by our event, welcome to http://www.unitedvodka.com. It is professional vodka tasting competition, existing since year 2000 in Brussels and having special rewarding events in Cannes. Our tasting panel composed by professionals in vodka production, tasters and bartenders. It is blind tasting. Our competition has the most prestigious awards (for quality, packaging and achievements in vodka production), that is why UNITED VODKA medals are very important for vodka producers worldwide. I do not know, who send you a mail you mentioned, but Iceberg vodka was tasted by UNITED VODKA experts and did not get medal this year as soon as competition is very hard even for Absolute among Russian and Ukrainian vodkas. As I said, it is blind tasting and trade mark owner’s money, invested in publicity does not support tasting results. And I would suggest you to learn better a subject before express your opinion about. Good luck.

  10. Credit Card Debt Detroit Says:

    That’s how I feel with all tasting competition, doesn’t come down to the individual, I think so.

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    drunks are the perfect candidates for testing, well maybe not total drunks but you get what i mean :P wine testing i understand but alch, im not to sure.

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    What matters is when people like you and I order a Vodka water or a shot of Whiskey at the bar it tastes great.

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  22. hema Says:

    Alcohol testing competition really i am hearing first time. alcohol testing competition ! realy this the first time i m hearing about that.i think Neic is right.

    thanks for your good informative post.

  23. video bokep Says:

    I love alcohol…
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  24. Mark A Says:

    I guess many brands always claim something. Whether they have what to back that claim doesn’t really matter huh? Most people won’t even care to check it out. If they like it, hey they’ll like it. But it does attract or add a sort of appeal if you say “we’re #1!” or something.

  25. Adrian Says:

    I myself thought there were some problems with the judges in the alcohol tasting competitions. I think the prizes are given based on what “donations” are made.

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  28. John Micheal Says:

    Give them this, their ad did get you to check out their product.

  29. Chris McCarron Says:

    Great article – thanks for posting!

  30. media business Says:

    that’s from the same story, as who is tasting dog food

  31. product reviews Says:

    same, this the first time i’m hearing about that.

  32. Get The Snip Says:

    Same as most winners of “voted best” reviews etc!
    I never judge products by what “awards” they have won, only by what I have tried or been recommended by people I trust.

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  33. wooden playpen Says:

    the problem with this sort of testing is it is hugely personal each person will think a different thing the only real way to do it would be with large numbers of testers.

  34. Manhattan Real Estate Says:

    Any kind of tasting competition is going to be bull. Taste isn’t something you can measure except by taking surveys of large groups. Otherwise it’s personal.

  35. freezonal Says:

    Thanks for posting this interesting article.

  36. Telemarketing Says:

    I think authorities should go into the core of the controversy and check the legitimacy of the winners. Just my two cents. ;)

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  38. vgiandomenico Says:

    De gustibus non est disputandum….
    The taste is right in every person … Congratulations for the article and the blog

  39. Stellamary Says:

    Alcohol is the harm for the health, then how the Cannes committe conducted this type of harmful festival?this award may encourage the company but the number of families’ future?Will they conduct any festival and awards for the looser from that alcohol?.The culture is totally going down.Anyway everything has a limit…

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  41. Automatic Driveway Gates Says:

    I smell a conspiracy. Whichever company pays the most wins the competition. A big PR scam maybe?

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  46. Emily Says:

    I tried this swill the other day. Maybe swill is too strong a word, but it’s definitely not worthy of any kind of award. Definitely.

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  48. boris Says:

    The post is good – the comments are interesting!

  49. Carico Says:

    That seems like a joke that nobody would participate in the contest. Maybe b/c you couldn’t be bought like some of the other competitions. I would love to see you do a review on beer maybe they will participate! Great site!

  50. yoda Says:

    I hate crap pr stunts like this. But I guess that is advertising for you.

  51. Cottage Rental Says:

    My God1 there seems to be a competition for everything…now for alcohol testing….I am sure there will be a lot of competitors.

  52. aiche Says:

    Eh, companies have been proclaiming themselves the best of x for ages –what’d impress me is whatever some super-old (and appropriately bearded) Russian guy would choose given a few hundred in a well-stocked store.

  53. Kaiverrus Says:

    How can I take part in this competition :)

  54. The Shit Says:

    haha, theres obviously payoffs going on

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  56. herretoej Says:

    What they’ll do if I drink rather than tasting. On seeing all these kind of stuffs how can one just taste them!! Incredible. I will get a room there and have fun all the day ;)

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    I want to participate this competition. How can i participate and what rules will i follow?

  63. Solvarme Says:

    I did not heard about the alcohol testing and this is the first time. I think it will surely gives joy for drinkers. Cheers!!

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    Wow first time heard about this Alcohol tasting competitions.I haven’t heard this news yet that Iceberg Vodka was voted a gold medal at the 2009 Cannes Vodka competition.Really enjoyed a lot,thanks a lot for sharing.

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  67. Kendra Baskett Says:

    Alcohol testing I was not aware of, that is very interesting. I would actually like to see this competition in action! But I agree it needs to be the consumers that is testing the alcohol that way they can get a consumers prospective! Thanks

  68. Shaving Says:

    We have the same issue in our industry… seems to be an awards do every night and the results make it into press releases and magazines once a month. The only problem is, who the hell decided they were an authority on the subject!

    Power to the people I say, if magazines want some content let us vote on it!

  69. Home Drinking Says:

    I guess there’s no right answer to this. It’s a matter of who steps up to the plate first.

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    wow– interesting that no one took the challenge! seems like it would be a great event to start and promote…

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    Thanks for the info Joe. I know i will not be buying any Iceberg Vodka (not that i ever have)On that note just give me a shot of Jack (or 2, or 3, or….) and im good.

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  77. Justin Benedetto Says:

    If there is no good participant how can they say it is prestigious awards. ridiculous.

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  82. kanishk Says:

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    & Alcohol is harmful for the body, we should avoid these thing to stay strong.
    I would love to see you do a review on beer maybe they will participate! Great site!

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    Could someone tell me if there will be another competition like this?

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  88. Office Space in Irvine Says:

    Sometimes, I think these competitions and ratings in all sorts of areas are totally bogus. If there is no good participant how can they say it is prestigious awards.

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    seems like it would be a great event to start and promote…

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  94. Maddox Says:

    Alcohol testing? I don’t know why but that sounds thrilling!

  95. Brandon Says:

    These competitions have become less a taste contest and more of a popularity contest. With brewers using taste test awards as ways to market their brand.

  96. Frank Zweegers Says:

    Well this seems like a big hoax. It is a shame that big companies give out fake information about their product. That it should be better than other products, just to get the sales up.
    Great post.

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    The article is really interesting.
    “Alcohol Testing Competition “-I’m first hear this type of competition.
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  101. Durvis Says:

    Alcohol testing competition, that’s something that I would look forward. lol
    Good one

  102. Life is Real Says:

    yeah..alcohol competition.. Thats something that I never heard before.

    thanks

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    This post has given me damn good idea to try it out over this weekend. I know what all I m going to mix it up.. will update after that

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  106. Calgary Plumber Says:

    Good point! I’m surprised at how much work goes into these, as well as the quality of beer that comes out.

  107. commercial construction consulting Says:

    What a great article. I happen to like the iceberg vodka and can see why it got the gold. Its a love it or hate it kind of vodka. At least in my area it is, some friends can’t stand it but others love it.

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