If you are like me and have some cashizzle tied up in the stock market or have a job thats dependent on the health of the economy, what better time then now is there to drown your sorrows in alcohol?
Sure health officials may warn against the magical combination of depression and booze, but sometimes it just feels like the right thing to do. So now that the Dow has crashed, your boss has warned of impending layoffs and your Citibank margin purchase is haunting you, what will provide you the necessary salvation?
To try and visualize a good recommendation for the Joe Bartender readers, I tried to rember what alcohol is used in the movies. You know, what would a regular dude order at bar when his family and friends have been murdered by a rogue govenment agency after he accidently witnessed a top government official get offed? There is only one drink that came to mind. That is Whiskey – Straight Up.
Now to get a little more specific, what type of whiskey should I drink. Well since the American economy is the source of the pain its got to be an American Whiskey. There are three types that fit the bill and they include:
as of 1941 good old fashion Tenesse Whiskey with the most famous brand of all:
- Jack Daniels -
Shoot it (Dow Jones down 200)
Pour it over ice (Dow Jones down 201 – 600)
Sip it neat in a Brandy Sniffer (Dow Jones down 601 – 850)
Hell, drink it straight from the bottle (Dow Jones down 850+)
Try enjoying some other Jack Daniels drinks from Joe Bartender
JB Economy is tanking Stock Pick:
Altria Group, Inc. (Public, NYSE:MO)
Nov 26 – Close: $15.87
Now I know a lot of the Joe Bartender followers are bartenders themselves. What do you see pissed off folks drinking up after a hard day? What is your ’stress reliever’ drink?
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