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My New Favorite Shot: Patron Black

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My New Favorite Shot: Patron Black


Let’s talk about doing shots. There is nothing like hammering down an intoxicating thimbleful of your favorite alcohol with a group of friends. A shot will take you to the next plateau and bring about that familiar cloudiness we all cherish. What else can make a gremlin desirable, transform a dirty porcelain bowl into a pillow or turn an inconspicuous location into a urinal? Now a shot doesn’t have to be an exercise in alcoholism, it can also be a tasty treat!

For me I’ve always hated hard liquor shots. Rum, Rye, Vodka, Gin, Grappa… Gross! Tequila is the exception, especially a fine Petron, lemon preferred. It is really the only hard liquor I can withstand, never mind actually desire.

As for the less ‘manly’ spirits, I used to enjoy a good Jagermeister. Maybe there was a night of excess I can’t recall but today that stuff just tastes like Buckley’s Cough Medicine to me - ‘Tastes bad but it works.’. I’ve had quite a bit of Southern Comfort in my day and i can still force a few down but the sweetness just screams migraine-style hangover. As a SoCo alternative I don’t mind the similar but smoother Disaronno.

Now onto the Petron Black coffee liqueur. This tequila based shot still sits at 35% alcohol so it definately packs a punch. When you first down the chilled black liquid you feel the shotgun blast warming head rush you normally expect from Tequila but with a delightful coffee aftertaste. Instead of having to neutralize your pallet by chugging a beer, you are going to want to savour the flavor of this decadent alcohol. With such a unique taste I certainly wouldn’t want to overdo this shot, especially with its expensive price tag but for now order me up another round.

What is your favorite shot?

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The Stock Market has Crashed; Bottoms Up…

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The Stock Market has Crashed; Bottoms Up…


If you are like me and have some cashizzle tied up in the stock market or have a job thats dependent on the health of the economy, what better time then now is there to drown your sorrows in alcohol?

Sure health officials may warn against the magical combination of depression and booze, but sometimes it just feels like the right thing to do.  So now that the Dow has crashed, your boss has warned of impending layoffs and your Citibank margin purchase is haunting you, what will provide you the necessary salvation?

 

To try and visualize a good recommendation for the Joe Bartender readers, I tried to rember what alcohol is used in the movies.  You know, what would a regular dude order at bar when his family and friends have been murdered by a rogue govenment agency after he accidently witnessed a top government official get offed?  There is only one drink that came to mind.  That is Whiskey - Straight Up.

Now to get a little more specific, what type of whiskey should I drink.  Well since the American economy is the source of the pain its got to be an American Whiskey.  There are three types that fit the bill and they include:

Bourbon whiskey
Rye whiskey
Corn whiskey

and

as of 1941 good old fashion Tenesse Whiskey with the most famous brand of all:

- Jack Daniels -

 

Directions:

Shoot it (Dow Jones down 200)
Pour it over ice (Dow Jones down 201 - 600)
Sip it neat in a Brandy Sniffer (Dow Jones down 601 - 850)
Hell, drink it straight from the bottle (Dow Jones down 850+)
 
Try enjoying some other Jack Daniels drinks from Joe Bartender

http://www.joebartender.com/tag/jack-daniels/

 
JB Economy is tanking Stock Pick:

Altria Group, Inc. (Public, NYSE:MO)
Industry: Tobacco
Nov 26 - Close: $15.87

Now I know a lot of the Joe Bartender followers are bartenders themselves.  What do you see pissed off folks drinking up after a hard day?  What is your ’stress reliever’ drink?

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Low Calorie Cocktail Ideas

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Low Calorie Cocktail Ideas


Every year when summer rolls around, bartenders get asked by customers about which cocktails and mixed drinks are the lowest in calorie. Everybody wants a beach body in time for summer. (Hint: If you’re starting now, you’re too late!) In my opinion, if you are out drinking, losing weight is not really your priority. But, then I started thinking about the amount of calories that are in certain drinks and by making a few switches it really is possible to cut out quite a few calories. Here are some cocktail substitution ideas that will get your body ready for a bikini this year.

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Mixology 101 with Joe Bartender

Mixology 101 with Joe Bartender


 For those of you that have followed JoeBartender for the last few months you will have noticed a massive site overhall.  We completely redesigned the site from scratch with a brand new look, logo and layout.  Admist all that change there is something we didn’t want anyone to overlook, and that is the new Drink Finder (you can find the link at the top of the screen). 
 
We have added thousands of drink recipies to our database and have put together one of the most advanced drink searching utilities available on the net.  Here is a quick little tutorial to help you get started cranking our recipies using the tool:

 

1.  Basic Drink Finder

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The purpose of the basic drink finder is to search by drink name.  So if you are looking for martini recipies then put ‘Martini’ in your drink search.  If you want to find something specific, try typing in ‘Twisted Stache’.  The basic drink finder can help you dig up the recipie of your favoire cocktail.

2.  The Advanced Drink Finder

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The second tool is the custom developed advanced drink finder.  Here you can select any of the ingredients you have laying around your home and the drink finder will look through our huge database of drinks looking for a match, and list all the possibly drinks you can make given your ingredients.  It’s been a lot of work getting this tool to function so that it benefits people the most.  Please post your feedback and we will keep making adjustments.

 
3.  Results

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Regardless of how you search you will be directed to the same resuilts page.  It provides the drink names, and ingredients of the matching drink results sorted by rating.

Now you may notice that not a lot of drinks have currently been rated yet and thats because our rating system is new to!  In order to rate a drink simply click on a drink and click on the number of stars you would like to give it.

Ok, so now that I’ve taught you how to use some of the new Joe Bartender features, try them out and let us know what you think!

- JB

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America Votes: Obama Slamma vs. McCain Maverick

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America Votes: Obama Slamma vs. McCain Maverick


Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or in Luxembourg, you’ve probably seen your share of coverage on the upcoming US presidential election. Since themed drinks seem to be a hot ticket on JoeBartender.com I thought I’d whip up two drinks in honor of each candidate and pit them head to head in the ultimate title match.

According to some highly scientific calculations, the winner of this challenge will, in fact, end up winning the US election; so vote with your heart (and your taste-buds).

First up is a drink in honor of Mr. Barack Obama:

The Obama Slamma

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Blue Curacao
  • 4 oz Florida Orange Juice
  • 3 oz Chilled (cheap) Champagne
  • 1 Maraschino Cherry

How to Make it:

You will want it ending up in a blue tinge as any true democratic drink should be, so mix the curacao and orange juice accordingly. Since it’s necessary that Obama win the state of Florida, ONLY Florida squeezed orange juice is acceptable. Barack has 1 car, and 1 house, so fill the Collins glass up with a dash of the cheapest champagne you can find. Garish with one bright red maraschino cherry to show some bipartisan support.

The McCain Maverick

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Prune Juice
  • 1 oz Light Rum
  • Crushed Ice from your favorite melting glacier (Alaskan if possible)
  • 5 Drops Red Food Coloring
  • 1 Maraschino Cherry
  • 1/4 tsp Superfine Sugar
  • Red Lipstick

How to Make it:

Since this drink is designed for those over the age of 72, prune juice is an essential (and challenging) ingredient. Mix the prune juice, sugar, light rum, and food coloring in a glass. The mixture should turn from a brown to Republican red color. Travel to Alaska and crush some ice from a glacier of your choice. Mix everything together in a plastic cup (since it is essentially made out of oil) and garnish with a maraschino cherry. Put some lipstick on the rim to signify that Sarah Palin approves. Best enjoyed while watching the movie Top Gun or any other film including a brazen Maverick.

Vote above to to impact the map: 

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