Comments on: How to Drive Drunk … and get away with it! http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/ Mixed drink recipes, bartending and cocktail culture Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:20:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: DrunkDriver http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-171017 DrunkDriver Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:37:26 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-171017 “DrunkDriver” above: shame on you for being so stupid and reckless that you make it into an art and especially for trying to help other people do it too. You may think you’re hot shit for getting away with it so much but it’s only a matter of time before you get yourself in trouble (AGAIN) or hurt something. You’re not God. As far as I’m concerned, you killed my brother because you’ve repeatedly done the exact same thing that bitch did the night he died." Shut up you stupid cunt, I never killed no one. I made it into an art and I'm fucking proud of it. Eat shit and die. “DrunkDriver” above: shame on you for being so stupid and reckless that you make it into an art and especially for trying to help other people do it too. You may think you’re hot shit for getting away with it so much but it’s only a matter of time before you get yourself in trouble (AGAIN) or hurt something. You’re not God. As far as I’m concerned, you killed my brother because you’ve repeatedly done the exact same thing that bitch did the night he died.”

Shut up you stupid cunt, I never killed no one. I made it into an art and I’m fucking proud of it. Eat shit and die.

]]> By: Amy http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-146513 Amy Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:28:01 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-146513 "Before you get offended, dig deep into your memory to make sure you’ve never driven drunk… and that time you drank two tall Miller Lites at Chilis with your family DOES count." I HATE it when people say things like that and what Geoffrey posted above. Newsflash: drunk driving is NOT something that everybody does!! I can honestly say that I never have. You know why? Because I had a brother who died before I was old enough to even know him. I will never know him because of people like some of those posting here. My dad never fully recovered from losing his son. "DrunkDriver" above: shame on you for being so stupid and reckless that you make it into an art and especially for trying to help other people do it too. You may think you're hot shit for getting away with it so much but it's only a matter of time before you get yourself in trouble (AGAIN) or hurt something. You're not God. As far as I'm concerned, you killed my brother because you've repeatedly done the exact same thing that bitch did the night he died. Shell_Bell: "sometimes, its just a must and you have to." That's got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. NOBODY has to drive drunk because nobody HAS to drink!! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. “Before you get offended, dig deep into your memory to make sure you’ve never driven drunk… and that time you drank two tall Miller Lites at Chilis with your family DOES count.”

I HATE it when people say things like that and what Geoffrey posted above. Newsflash: drunk driving is NOT something that everybody does!! I can honestly say that I never have. You know why? Because I had a brother who died before I was old enough to even know him. I will never know him because of people like some of those posting here. My dad never fully recovered from losing his son. “DrunkDriver” above: shame on you for being so stupid and reckless that you make it into an art and especially for trying to help other people do it too. You may think you’re hot shit for getting away with it so much but it’s only a matter of time before you get yourself in trouble (AGAIN) or hurt something. You’re not God. As far as I’m concerned, you killed my brother because you’ve repeatedly done the exact same thing that bitch did the night he died. Shell_Bell: “sometimes, its just a must and you have to.” That’s got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. NOBODY has to drive drunk because nobody HAS to drink!! You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

]]> By: shant goodman http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-142863 shant goodman Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:41:50 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-142863 i agree that u should not drive drunk but when the time comes nobody wants to leave their car behind and call a taxi for everybody to drive drunk u have to be smart not to go too fast or too slow have a vreath mint and if u get pulled over be polite and always try to crack a joke when u think their gana take u in or before might be good i agree that u should not drive drunk but when the time comes nobody wants to leave their car behind and call a taxi for everybody to drive drunk u have to be smart not to go too fast or too slow have a vreath mint and if u get pulled over be polite and always try to crack a joke when u think their gana take u in or before might be good

]]> By: Shell_Bell http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-141326 Shell_Bell Thu, 27 May 2010 17:35:55 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-141326 I have driven drunk many times. I also drink and drive. I never never lost anyone to it, and have never been pulled over in my life. Everyone says dont do it, but sometimes, its just a must and you have to. I have driven drunk many times. I also drink and drive. I never never lost anyone to it, and have never been pulled over in my life. Everyone says dont do it, but sometimes, its just a must and you have to.

]]> By: DrunkDriver http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-139619 DrunkDriver Tue, 18 May 2010 20:03:04 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-139619 I am an expert and driving drunk. I love it. I got caught once but I learned lessons from it, such as don't speed and draw attention to yourself. There is not much you can do to avoid some kind of random checkpoint apart from don't drive on main roads and highways. I've done it maybe 150 times in my life, and been caught only once, and it was my fault getting caught because I was speeding. My tips.... 1. Don't speed, don't draw attention to yourself in any way. 2. If possible be the only occupant of the vehicle. Cops like to target cars that are fully loaded with five people at 3 in the morning on a Friday or Saturday night. If you do transport anybody else, they should not be a child, and all adult passengers should be aware that the driver is drunk, so that they can decide for themselves whether or not to take the risk. 3. Don't do it when you're angry or emotional, you'll be more likely to lapse into speeding or some kind of aggressive driving. 4. No matter what, don't get angry with any other drivers, like a slow driver in front of you, be very patient, successful DUI involves look like the most normal, average driver. You must blend in to the traffic, and nothing, no erratic movements should draw anybody's eye to you. 5. Never have very loud music on your stereo. This draws attention and uses your finite attention too. I usually drunk drive in silence. 6. Don't draw attention to yourself by throwing any litter or cigarettes out the window. In fact, I recommend not having your window down at all. Do not stick your arm out of your window. 7. If you do get caught, don't tell your family or boss. Keep it to yourself and keep driving anyway, these same methods listed above will minimize the risk of you being caught driving without a license during your DUI suspension period. Do not tell anybody what happened to you, sadly the fine art of drunk driving is not respected by the 'sheeple' that have swallowed the lies about this useful and often necessary mode of getting home from the bar. 8. Avoid silly trips such as going to get a burger. Ensure there is enough fat laden food in your own home so you can cook something up when you get home. Minimize the time spent on the road drunk, with every extra minute of your journey, your risk of getting harassed by the cops increases. 9. Carry mouthwash in your glove box, when you initially begin the drunk drive home thoroughly rinse your mouth out. Eye drops / visine can help with marijuana caused bloodshot eyes. 10. A useful method if suffering from 'double vision' is to close one eye, or place one hand over one eye if driving on a straight road, and focus with your open eye on the white lines painted on the road. This will keep your car traveling reasonably straight, and any onlookers (pigs) will assume you're simply an early riser driving to work on his construction job. 11. The best time drive drunk is Monday nights through Wednesdsy nights. The early hours of the morning are a dangerous time to drunk drive because less vehicles are on the road and more scrutiny is applied by the cops to the small amount of cars that are on the roads. I would recommend if you must drunk drive in the early mornings wait until after 430am because you will be joining many early rising commuters who are going to work. If you have a car that looks like you work construction, like a pickup truck, this will help you blend in too. 12. Always keep your taillights in order and your vehicle registered and mechanically sound. You do NOT want to draw attention to yourself, because then the cop will harass you and poke his nose into your business further. 13. There is nothing wrong with drunk driving, so long as you are capable of it and know how to do it without hitting something or someone. If you do cause damage or hurt another, you should be prepared to wear it like a man. 14. If you succeed in making it home without being caught, take pride in your skills and congratulate yourself. I know I do. I have an incredible ratio of success. ****AND REMEMBER*** if you are unlucky enough to get caught, DON'T TELL ANYONE... just keep driving and be ultra cautious. I am an expert and driving drunk. I love it. I got caught once but I learned lessons from it, such as don’t speed and draw attention to yourself. There is not much you can do to avoid some kind of random checkpoint apart from don’t drive on main roads and highways. I’ve done it maybe 150 times in my life, and been caught only once, and it was my fault getting caught because I was speeding.

My tips….

1. Don’t speed, don’t draw attention to yourself in any way.

2. If possible be the only occupant of the vehicle. Cops like to target cars that are fully loaded with five people at 3 in the morning on a Friday or Saturday night. If you do transport anybody else, they should not be a child, and all adult passengers should be aware that the driver is drunk, so that they can decide for themselves whether or not to take the risk.

3. Don’t do it when you’re angry or emotional, you’ll be more likely to lapse into speeding or some kind of aggressive driving.

4. No matter what, don’t get angry with any other drivers, like a slow driver in front of you, be very patient, successful DUI involves look like the most normal, average driver. You must blend in to the traffic, and nothing, no erratic movements should draw anybody’s eye to you.

5. Never have very loud music on your stereo. This draws attention and uses your finite attention too. I usually drunk drive in silence.

6. Don’t draw attention to yourself by throwing any litter or cigarettes out the window. In fact, I recommend not having your window down at all. Do not stick your arm out of your window.

7. If you do get caught, don’t tell your family or boss. Keep it to yourself and keep driving anyway, these same methods listed above will minimize the risk of you being caught driving without a license during your DUI suspension period. Do not tell anybody what happened to you, sadly the fine art of drunk driving is not respected by the ’sheeple’ that have swallowed the lies about this useful and often necessary mode of getting home from the bar.

8. Avoid silly trips such as going to get a burger. Ensure there is enough fat laden food in your own home so you can cook something up when you get home. Minimize the time spent on the road drunk, with every extra minute of your journey, your risk of getting harassed by the cops increases.

9. Carry mouthwash in your glove box, when you initially begin the drunk drive home thoroughly rinse your mouth out. Eye drops / visine can help with marijuana caused bloodshot eyes.

10. A useful method if suffering from ‘double vision’ is to close one eye, or place one hand over one eye if driving on a straight road, and focus with your open eye on the white lines painted on the road. This will keep your car traveling reasonably straight, and any onlookers (pigs) will assume you’re simply an early riser driving to work on his construction job.

11. The best time drive drunk is Monday nights through Wednesdsy nights. The early hours of the morning are a dangerous time to drunk drive because less vehicles are on the road and more scrutiny is applied by the cops to the small amount of cars that are on the roads. I would recommend if you must drunk drive in the early mornings wait until after 430am because you will be joining many early rising commuters who are going to work. If you have a car that looks like you work construction, like a pickup truck, this will help you blend in too.

12. Always keep your taillights in order and your vehicle registered and mechanically sound. You do NOT want to draw attention to yourself, because then the cop will harass you and poke his nose into your business further.

13. There is nothing wrong with drunk driving, so long as you are capable of it and know how to do it without hitting something or someone. If you do cause damage or hurt another, you should be prepared to wear it like a man.

14. If you succeed in making it home without being caught, take pride in your skills and congratulate yourself. I know I do. I have an incredible ratio of success.

****AND REMEMBER*** if you are unlucky enough to get caught, DON’T TELL ANYONE… just keep driving and be ultra cautious.

]]> By: Pinktinkandra http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-133219 Pinktinkandra Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:48:07 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-133219 I have driven drunk many times. And many times I got away with it. I finally got caught though & I am still paying the price. While my license didn't get revoked for long, it got revoked, which caused me to get my car repossessed. When I got busted I had recently lost my job so bam, no car, no license, no job. Right in the middle of the U.S.'s crappy economy. Since I had no job, I couldn't take the required classes to get my license back & I still don't have them, 3 years later. I can't find a job because I don't have a vehicle. I apply online all day everyday but that does no good. In addition, because I had no job, I couldn't pay my ticket and ended up back in jail on a bench warrant. DUI is no joke, I'm still paying. DON'T DRINK & DRIVE...it's not worth it. When I think about all the people I could have killed including myself I get a little sick to my stomach. And not just other drivers on the road I didn't know, my friends, some of them my closest were in the vehicle with me most of the time. There was never a time when I left the club that I didn't have at least one person in my vehicle. Not only can you destroy your own life, but you can destroy others. I always have a DD and if I don't, I don't go out. Most of the drinking I do these days is in my own home, if ever. Think before you get in the car. I know that's hard to do when you are drunk, but even though I was drunk, I can recall times I told myself, you are too drunk to drive stupid, pull over. But I kept driving. I have driven drunk many times. And many times I got away with it. I finally got caught though & I am still paying the price. While my license didn’t get revoked for long, it got revoked, which caused me to get my car repossessed. When I got busted I had recently lost my job so bam, no car, no license, no job. Right in the middle of the U.S.’s crappy economy. Since I had no job, I couldn’t take the required classes to get my license back & I still don’t have them, 3 years later. I can’t find a job because I don’t have a vehicle. I apply online all day everyday but that does no good. In addition, because I had no job, I couldn’t pay my ticket and ended up back in jail on a bench warrant. DUI is no joke, I’m still paying. DON’T DRINK & DRIVE…it’s not worth it. When I think about all the people I could have killed including myself I get a little sick to my stomach. And not just other drivers on the road I didn’t know, my friends, some of them my closest were in the vehicle with me most of the time. There was never a time when I left the club that I didn’t have at least one person in my vehicle. Not only can you destroy your own life, but you can destroy others. I always have a DD and if I don’t, I don’t go out. Most of the drinking I do these days is in my own home, if ever. Think before you get in the car. I know that’s hard to do when you are drunk, but even though I was drunk, I can recall times I told myself, you are too drunk to drive stupid, pull over. But I kept driving.

]]> By: atheist http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-116982 atheist Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:52:44 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-116982 all of you shut up all of you shut up

]]> By: Become a Plumber http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-116981 Become a Plumber Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:50:15 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-116981 Brandon, stop repeating yourself you moron. And for the record, you dont have a dick, its called a stump. Brandon, stop repeating yourself you moron. And for the record, you dont have a dick, its called a stump.

]]> By: brandon http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-115305 brandon Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:02:34 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-115305 really hes just joking around so shut the fuck up n suck my dick really hes just joking around so shut the fuck up n suck my dick

]]> By: brandon http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-115304 brandon Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:02:12 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-115304 really hes just joking around so shit the fuck up n suck my dick really hes just joking around so shit the fuck up n suck my dick

]]> By: Taxi Liverpool Airport http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-113315 Taxi Liverpool Airport Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:21:26 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-113315 Always gat a taxi, getting caught drink driving is just not worth it. here in liverpool they will throw away the key.. everyone here gets a cab. Always gat a taxi, getting caught drink driving is just not worth it. here in liverpool they will throw away the key.. everyone here gets a cab.

]]> By: chimi white http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-94222 chimi white Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:20:40 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-94222 response to pat about who: it is not who your know it is how you handle yourself... so what if your 17 and drunk...every goddamn 17yr old in this "fine" nation drinks if you get to know them they will admit to drinking since age 16 response to pat about who: it is not who your know it is how you handle yourself… so what if your 17 and drunk…every goddamn 17yr old in this “fine” nation drinks if you get to know them they will admit to drinking since age 16

]]> By: chimi white http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-94220 chimi white Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:04:29 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-94220 ok i am drunk right now and can drive as if i was sober my secret, any mention of police or cops scares me sober no matter how drunk i am. thats how i drive home. i tell someone before i drink that if i get too drunk, aka to the point where i get frisky, i haave someone promise to tell me there is a cop outside prepared to follow me home and pul me over if i do anything wrong, they say that right before i get drunk off my a@@, then i get scared and drive home sober...and i make it home, no incidents no problem.... ok i am drunk right now and can drive as if i was sober my secret, any mention of police or cops scares me sober no matter how drunk i am. thats how i drive home. i tell someone before i drink that if i get too drunk, aka to the point where i get frisky, i haave someone promise to tell me there is a cop outside prepared to follow me home and pul me over if i do anything wrong, they say that right before i get drunk off my a@@, then i get scared and drive home sober…and i make it home, no incidents no problem….

]]> By: tandrew rail http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-90425 tandrew rail Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:54:59 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-90425 fuck all that i drive drunk and im good at it... i agree somepeople are fucking stupid and kill other people but you just need to relax and pay fucking attention and dont arouse suspision to your self fuck all that i drive drunk and im good at it… i agree somepeople are fucking stupid and kill other people but you just need to relax and pay fucking attention and dont arouse suspision to your self

]]> By: geoffrey http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-87871 geoffrey Thu, 14 May 2009 14:39:25 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-87871 im tired of everyone saying "don't drive drunk." i think every single person on this blog has done it one time or another in thier lives and its annoying for people to act like they would never do such a thing. If your presented with driving home drunk why don't you take your foot off the gas pull over as much as you need to and stop acting like its the worste thing in the world im tired of everyone saying “don’t drive drunk.” i think every single person on this blog has done it one time or another in thier lives and its annoying for people to act like they would never do such a thing. If your presented with driving home drunk why don’t you take your foot off the gas pull over as much as you need to and stop acting like its the worste thing in the world

]]> By: Vic http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-85993 Vic Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:06:13 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-85993 Hi just was t-boned by a drunk driver last night. He fled the seen the cop said he was already quilty of having had a dui. He could have killed me, my car spun around several times, i ended up facing in the opposite direction on the side of the road. Luckily I am alive, luckily no-one hit me as i was spinning. He didnt even care I was hurt. What a low life. Hi just was t-boned by a drunk driver last night. He fled the seen the cop said he was already quilty of having had a dui. He could have killed me, my car spun around several times, i ended up facing in the opposite direction on the side of the road. Luckily I am alive, luckily no-one hit me as i was spinning. He didnt even care I was hurt. What a low life.

]]> By: Toby http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-81949 Toby Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:20:34 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-81949 I have driven drunk many times, been stopped and released a few times. It's WHO you know. Name dropping will get you out of many a jam. Usually my drunk driving is better than the driving of the other Okies on the road. I have driven down the freeway with an Okie Highway Patrol trooper pacing along side. The kind of vehicle you have matters too. Sporty cars and old Monte Carlosn are cop magnets. Now that I have quit drinking entirely, I look back of the past 40 years of frequent drunk driving and realize how fortunate I am to have never had a wreck or injured anyone including myself. I have driven drunk many times, been stopped and released a few times. It’s WHO you know. Name dropping will get you out of many a jam. Usually my drunk driving is better than the driving of the other Okies on the road. I have driven down the freeway with an Okie Highway Patrol trooper pacing along side. The kind of vehicle you have matters too. Sporty cars and old Monte Carlosn are cop magnets.

Now that I have quit drinking entirely, I look back of the past 40 years of frequent drunk driving and realize how fortunate I am to have never had a wreck or injured anyone including myself.

]]> By: Pat http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-73265 Pat Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:52:18 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-73265 Driving drunk is stupid!!! i drove drunk when i was 16, I got caught, spent a week in jail, and 6 motnhs on probation! I had a 7 p.m. curfew! if I wanted out after 7 I had to go with my mom! Its litterally impossible now to find any imployer that will higher you with a DUI on your record, and I never thought i would get caught. You can kill yourslef or someone else. Its not worth it. I will never drive under the influecne of alcohol ever again! Driving drunk is stupid!!! i drove drunk when i was 16, I got caught, spent a week in jail, and 6 motnhs on probation! I had a 7 p.m. curfew! if I wanted out after 7 I had to go with my mom! Its litterally impossible now to find any imployer that will higher you with a DUI on your record, and I never thought i would get caught. You can kill yourslef or someone else. Its not worth it. I will never drive under the influecne of alcohol ever again!

]]> By: IT Support http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-68476 IT Support Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:53:26 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-68476 Driving while drunk not only risks your own life, but other innocents around you. Don't do it! There are plenty of non alcoholic drinks available, and if you do end up having a drink then it would be wise to take a cab. Driving while drunk not only risks your own life, but other innocents around you. Don’t do it!
There are plenty of non alcoholic drinks available, and if you do end up having a drink then it would be wise to take a cab.

]]> By: Jay http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/comment-page-1/#comment-64195 Jay Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:40:07 +0000 http://www.joebartender.com/bartending/how-to-drive-drunk-and-get-away-with-it/#comment-64195 Do the right thing and dont drink and <a href="http:affiliateroadtest.com">drive on the public roads </a>its not worth the risk of getting caught or worse killing someone. Dont do it. Do the right thing and dont drink and drive on the public roads its not worth the risk of getting caught or worse killing someone. Dont do it.

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